Tuesday Twittering

Some of my favourite links from these past few months.

• I learned how to pick a lock with a bump key.

• Fell in love with a girl.

• … but got kissed by a detective.

• Came up with the concept of lying.

• Realized our robotic masters are much closer to enslaving us than we thought.

• Opened bananas like a monkey.

• Reminisced about old loves.

• Pictured what some websites would look like as university students and faculty.

• Watched the Goal of the Century (for the first time!).

• Enjoyed some incredibly well-written car porn.

• Went backpacking across Europe for two weeks, which my girlfriend totally forgot about.

Tuesday Twittering

On my twitter account, this past week:

• I cultivated my knowledge of confidence tricks.

• Watched the trailer for New York, I Love You. (via @cpil)

• Was excited about the possibility of a Veronica Mars film (via CineMel).

• Laughed at crypto nerds.

• Missed Pierce Brosnan as 007.

• Stopped caring about Megapixels (via BoingBoing Gadgets).

• Learned to forgive.

• Declared I like my women the way I like my coffee.

• Lusted after the Black Queen.

• Was mesmerized by nighttime pictures of London from above.

(Yes, the entry’s format is stolen from BoingBoing. So sue me)